Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Ken wins!

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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