What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

asparagus

connor sucks

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

A Black Man walks into a bar...

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

I grammer is gooder then yours.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Gabe Mercado

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Please spell dyslexia.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

69

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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