What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Where's my tractor?

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Your mother

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wnba

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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