Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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im a selling a car

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Women's Rights.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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hi michael

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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