- Anti Joke

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black