Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

penis hehehehe

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

What's dead? Your mum.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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