- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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