- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

the WNBA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Turtles

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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