Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Robin, get in the car.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

knock knock you may come in

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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