How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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jokes r dumb

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Women's rights

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Jews for Jesus

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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