Small breasts.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What's 9 +10 19

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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I won the game.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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