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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

who just made fun of katie matt

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Is Carly smart? No.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

This joke isnt funny.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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