A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Women's rights

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Penis

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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