- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

anus soup

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

This is not Will Smith.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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a horse walks into a barn

What time is it? 10:58

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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