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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What break when you talk?

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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