What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Freedom of Speech

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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penis

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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your all shit at jokes

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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