- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Religion

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Womens rights.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

That's unfortunate.

I met a man today. His name was John.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

A Jew returns change.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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