Rebecca Black sings a song.

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The WNBA.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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potato

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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make me a sandwich!

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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