why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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I like to eat.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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AROUND

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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women's lacrosse.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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