- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Women rights.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Goat balls.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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