Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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