- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What will happen when a black person die they die

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A baby seal walks into a club.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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