- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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