knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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this is not a joke.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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No joke.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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penis

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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George W. Bush

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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