Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Jess Burns

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the cow goes moo

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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