my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hi my name is Bob

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

apple pie.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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