i have aids and a chode

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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DERP

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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A black succeeds

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Laura Pratz..

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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