- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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