What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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...Jack Vale

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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