- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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