- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

why did the chicken cross the road

Lockerbie bombing

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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