What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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women's rights

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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hi bye

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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A black man killed someone

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