thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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A joke

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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gays

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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arse

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