Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

how man

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Jimmy Saville

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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