Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

men's rights activists

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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