whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Weaner

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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