Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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