What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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