My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

roy g biv

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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