dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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