Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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LOL

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