Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What is funnier than 24 69

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Turkeys are obese

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

woman's rights

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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