Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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