How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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