Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

The Mets win the World Series

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

youre gay

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

minorities

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Womens Basketball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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