- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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