What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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I'm funny.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Yo Mamma

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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