- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What do you call your mother? Mom.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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