Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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