Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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